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Why is Karl Von Batten hiding under his bed?, By Femi Fani-Kayode
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Why is Karl Von Batten hiding under his bed?, By Femi Fani-Kayode

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Femi Fani-Kayode

Ikemefuna Okeke, Karl Von Batten, Karl Marx, George Edward, Karl ME Okeke or whichever of your numerous names you choose to call yourself this week, consider the following. You said our President was SMUGGLING drugs into America: this is false. Prove it. You said our President was INDICTED for smuggling drugs in America: this is […]

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